Hindi ko naman kamag anak si kwentong barbero badoodles, siya nga buwan talaga bago gumawa ng bagong post ako hindi naman ganoon katagal. Hindi ba? Oo ka na lang, no choice ka eh. Ano bang makukuwento ko... ahhh!
Pag kakaiba ng Pinas sa Amerika.
1. Sa Pinas gusto ng tao ng mga ticket, kahet anong ticket, dito sa Amerika iniiwasan magka ticket. Parati ka titikitan ng mga pulis. Lalo sa pag mamaneho pag mali mali ka nako po. (Di magegets to ng taga Pinas kaya sa mga taga dine explain further)
2. Sa Pinas iniiwasan ang araw. Dito minamahal ko ang araw, napakalamig gusto ko mag bilad. May mataba nga ditong mexicana nag bibilad, pinapatunaw siguro ang taba.
3. Wala akong oras magpalaki ng bayag dito, sa pinas madami. Kaya hanggang dito nalang muna busyng busy ang inyong lingkod.
Mahal ko kayo. Taena patay na si Johnny Delgado at kapuso na raw si Claudine? Huli na ako sa balita kanina ko lang nabasa sa diyaryong pinambalot sa tinapang binili sa pilipino store.
O siya siya siya mga parekoy!
natawa ako. iba talaga buhay sa tate. hindi ka na makakapagpalaki ng bayag dyan pabs! hahaha. :D
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Sus ang konti naman ng post!! Meron ka pang hindi nababalitaan sa Pinas Martial Law na sa Maguindanao.
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hindi mo naman kaylangan magpalaki ng bayag... gayahin mo si Jepoy, kinakamot lang hahahahaha
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Every time you use a Bicolano word you just hit me in the heart. I grew up in Bicol and one Bicol word is enough to waken my Bicolano blood.
Don't we just hate being ticketed by a cop for speeding!
My wife and my mom died a few months apart and I was so devastated by it. After the funeral, two of my friends trying to console me, convinced me to take a long driving trip to Cali - to make me forget. When I reached Sacramento, my friends were both asleep, and I was suddenly engulfed with extreme sorrow that I started crying. The speed limit in hwy 99 Sacramento Freeway is 70 mp/h, but I just forgot all the things around me. My Nissan Armada's speedometer is 220 max. I was running 95 mp/h. My friends woke up and both screamed:
"What the fuck you're doin?"
"Slow down!"
But then, it was too late. The cop was approaching behind me like hell. I was ticketed for $320.
:(
The moral of the lesson: Don't go speeding along US and Canadian Freeways, even if you're feeling lonesome because you're missing your cat or your old pillow in Manila. The cops will ding you lotsa dollars.
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sobrang haba ng post mo ha!!!! kasing haba ng nails ko.pudpod!weeh!
ReplyDeletehala enjoy ka lang dyan,wag magpapaticket kasi baka magkaticket ka pauwi! hehe!
That's funny ^^ quite true...even here in AU...LOL But I still shun the sun...winter isn't very cold here...:( no snow...
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