Monday, July 27, 2009

PAMPABUKOL SIR/MAM

Kung meron mang numero unong panalangin ang sang madlang lalaking pilipino, ito ay ang ikahahaba, ikatataba at ikabubukol ng kanilang pagkalalaki. Puro kano at negro na lang ang may malalaking tiballs paano naman ang mga pilipino? Bakit ang mga babae may pandaya? Ibig kong sabihin may nilalagay silang mga kung ano ano sa boobs nila para mag mukhang boobs at hindi pimple?

Dahil sa mahilig ako sa swimming at parati akong naka swimming trunks palagi rin akong napag tatawanan dahil sa tuwing pag ahon ko sa pool ay umuurong pabalik si manoy ko, epekto siguro ng lamig. Minsan naman may sarili siyang utak pag nakakita kame ng magandang bebot, naninigas siya ng walang pasabi kaya kinakarate ko siya sa leeg para tumumba.

Salamat sa mrbusyballs.com. Ngayon hindi na lang puro babae ang may pandaya. Pati kaming mga kalalakihan. Watch niyo ito sir mam.



Anyways wala akong balak bumili niyan. Kontento na ako sa bukol ko. Inadbertays ko lang iyan para makita ni Jepoy.
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36 comments:

  1. PinkNoteJuly 27, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    hahaha bibili kaya nan c Jeps? baka nga..dyeta daw sya e, ibig sabihin marami na pambili!hehe^^

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  2. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 27, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    @pinknote: hahaha teka mag tatago na ako kay jepoy.

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  3. TheCoolCanadianJuly 27, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    Pablong Pabling:

    Diyata't swimmer ka rin? Welcome to the club, my man.

    I teach swimming every summer as a volunteer instructor. I also have a lifeguard ticket, though I don't work as one. I was once a swim champ when I was a teenager. I won this contest sponsored by Speedo and I ended up modeling swim trunks in my youth.

    Keep up the exercise. Swimming is the best one.
    It's okay not to have a bulge in your crotch. The women don't really pay attention to that. Maybe the gay guys like to see that. In fact, if you have a bulge down there, people are distracted and you don't want that to happen. They'll look at your bulge instead of your eyes, the window to your soul. Believe me, I've been there.

    I know all about that "enhancement" thingy. Sometimes, during photo shoots, the photogs would want you to use that but if you say no, they don't insist. Besides, it's always better to show the natural shape of your "other half" than those fake enhancements, isn't it?

    Btw, I prefer ANDREW CHRISTIANS SWIM TRUNKS lately. I used Speedo and Tyr for a while, but I find the latest designs of Andrew Christian quite comfortable. What's more, I get a lot of compliment from the women.
    :)
    I know that pools in RP are always cold. Not here, the pools have warm water all year round, and your "manoy" will not shrink at all.
    :)

    Hey, do you play water polo there? That's one sport I love. In summer, male & female lifeguards have water polo tournaments here. The women are very good floaters because they have more fat in their bodies. Guys are full of muscles, so rest assured that they're not as good floaters as women. Guess what, they always win every year. But what the heck, it's fun to be grabbing the ball from these lovely women. It's like having a wrestling match (in the water) with them. That's priceless!

    :)

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  4. gillboardJuly 27, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    parang nakakahiya na kumoment, after nung kumento sa itaas...

    basta lam ko di ko kelangan niyan.. hehehe

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  5. SuperjaidJuly 27, 2009 at 8:54 PM

    wahaha may pandaya na rin ang mga boys?Ü cooL,pero pangit kapag masyadong BIG..nakakatakot..wahahaha Ü

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  6. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 27, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    @the cool canadian: wow. galing mo naman po sir. sana maturuan mo din ako ng swimming, hindi po ako magaling pampalipas oras lang naman iyong paglangoy ko. At naman modelo ka pa pala. nakanaks. taob!

    @giilboard: hahahaha... wag ka na mahiya nag comment ka na nga eh. lols. naks di na niya kailangan hhahaha ibig sabihin maumbok na lols

    @superjaid: hahahaha bakit ka naman natatakot. natawa po ako dun ah. hahaha

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  7. drakeJuly 27, 2009 at 10:34 PM

    Bakit hindi mo subukan ang santol, sing bukol pero hindi sing mahal. Tapos kung medyo gutom ka na pwede ring gawing miryenda ito!Hahahahhaha!!

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  8. bertong_bakalJuly 27, 2009 at 11:04 PM

    astig ung santol.....hugasan lng bago ilagay...minsan kasi my higad...(hindi naman sa nahigad na ko dahil sa santol) pede din siopao...ingatan lng ung sauce baka tumapon...pede din merienda...humarap lng sa star city pag naglalagay ng enhancement para may alignment ang stars moon and sun...ang lucky number mo ay...nyahahahahha

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  9. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 27, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    @drake: hahahaha. . kung walang santol bat di nalang banana

    @berting bakal: di ko na gets masiyado ang stars moon and stars hahahaha pero natawa na lang ako bigla

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  10. bertong_bakalJuly 28, 2009 at 12:20 AM

    pablo ..ako din di ko naitindihan ung sinulat ko eh.....pero natawa lng din ako...SOUL MATE tau nyahahahahahaha

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  11. RaYeJuly 28, 2009 at 12:25 AM

    ahahaha.. i thought gurls lang ang vain to resort to "fake" stuffs in enhancing their curves..

    pati pala guys meron din... nyahahah

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  12. Ming MeowsJuly 28, 2009 at 12:36 AM

    nakakairita tingnan ang trunks lalo na ang cycling trunks

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  13. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 28, 2009 at 1:13 AM

    @bertong bakal: hahaha. barakong barako pangalan mo hahaha

    @raye: meron na rin kami hahahaha asa!

    @ming: bat naman nakaka irita ipaliwanag haha

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  14. SuperjaidJuly 28, 2009 at 1:18 AM

    paps..nakakatakot kasi BIG..pagbig un santol big din for sure ung banana,ouch kaya kapag ganun..omg!di ko kakayanin un,wahaha Ü

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  15. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 28, 2009 at 2:07 AM

    @superjaid: hahahaha. nako nakoh di ba sabi mo bata ka pa, hala hala

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  16. Hari ng sablayJuly 28, 2009 at 2:23 AM

    rooster booster,haha kuntento na rin sa bukol ko,

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  17. AnonymousJuly 28, 2009 at 5:40 AM

    naks naman. hehehe. mahirap nga yung me ganung prob. yung maliit ba. hahaha! hindi mai-flaunt. nga pala nilink po kita... hehehehe.

    ganda dito.

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  18. SuperjaidJuly 28, 2009 at 8:10 AM

    paps..tama tama..bata pa po ako,ahaha Ü yoko pang matawag na matanda,la pa naman akong 18yo..kaya bata pa ako,wahaha

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  19. Bi-Em PascualJuly 28, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    asus paps kelangan mo pa ba ng ganyan? pag nakita mo ko at kelangan mo i-conceal, wag na... ako na lang magtatakip.

    miss na kita di ka dumadalaw sa iskwater. tsaka di ka nag-iiwan ng bakas. hmpf!

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  20. abe mulong caracasJuly 28, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    wow modelo pala itong author nito...edi kung naging modelo ka ng trunks edi may bukol na?

    taenang post ito, talaga bang pang swimming lang ang pampabukol na iyan? wala bang pang jeans lang o kaya eh boxer shorts?

    oooops teka hindi para sa akin ha (biglang kambyo lols)

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  21. JepoyJuly 28, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    @Paps wtf!!!! Well... salamat sa adbertisment mo pero hindi ko kelangan ng sobra sobrang extra bukol. Masaya na'ko sa gift ni Papa Jesus!

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  22. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 28, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    @hari: try mo paminsan minsan ala namang masama. :)

    @dilan: salamat parekoy. link rin kita

    @superjaid: hala wala ka pang 18. anong ginagawa mo dine? hahaha

    @baklang: pasensiya medyo nauubos ang oras ko ngayon sa pag tatanim at pag haharvest. wag ka mag alala punta ako now na

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  23. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 28, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    @abe: opo pang trunks lang talaga yan waterproof pa nga yan eh. pero pwede rin naman siguro yan sa jeans. :) malay mo mabasa ka ng coke

    @jepoy: dagdag lang ng dagdag sir

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  24. UnknownJuly 28, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    haha.
    aus na aus na ako kay bajunjun ko.
    oo naglalaway pa ako habang natutulog ng magpasabog ng tangkad ang Diyos sa mundo.

    pero nka redbull nmn ako ng magpaulan Siya ng kagilagilalas na bajunjun.

    haha.appirr! :]

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  25. p0kw4ngJuly 29, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    ahahaha para lang helmet ang tingin ko sa rooster booster!

    pwede din sigurong gamitin ng babae yan no..pampatambok din sa baba,hehehe

    napadaan galing kay jepoy!

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  26. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 29, 2009 at 1:55 AM

    @jeszieboy; ay swerteng bata ire

    @pokwang: maligayang pagdating madam

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  27. AnonymousJuly 29, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    huli man at magaling..huli pa rin.

    ngayon ko lang nakita to eh. haha! ang kulet! may pandaya pala.. panu pag nasa kama na at may kasiping? panu madadaya un? LOL!

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  28. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 30, 2009 at 12:41 AM

    @chiklets: hahaha. wala nang daya dun. kung 1 inch talaga 1 inch lang talaga. lols.

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  29. Rico De BucoJuly 30, 2009 at 7:20 AM

    naks..ahaha di ko na kelangan ng gnyan..kulet parin..nabuhay ako ngaun lang bz sa work..laging pagod kaya ngaun lng nkbisita...

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  30. ITSYABOYKORKIJuly 30, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    hahahah nakakatawa ... pass tayo dyan d n kelangan hihihi

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  31. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 30, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    @rico: naks may work ka na parekoy. congrats!

    @korki: sure ka na ba diyan. haha

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  32. xienahgirlJuly 30, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    mukhang kelangan ko niyan ah
    ah wala nga pala akong bayag
    sareeeh
    :D

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  33. JulesJuly 30, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    Nyahaha..Prang dina natin kakaylanganin yan eh.. =D Peace out!

    Summer
    A Writers Den
    The Brown Mestizo

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  34. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 30, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    @xG: welcome po sa kablogstugan. lols. . . kala ko ba ikaw ang chick na may itlog

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  35. AnonymousJuly 31, 2009 at 5:08 AM

    hahaha :)) anu b yan! wahahaha.. si xg, dumalaw! =D
    namiss ko ang kablogstugan :))

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  36. PABLONG PABLINGJuly 31, 2009 at 5:16 AM

    @kox: oo nga eh si xG napadpad. (parang close ko kay xG. lols

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