Friday, September 11, 2009

TATAKBO AKO

Ako po si Pablong Pabling tatakbo sa pagkapangulo sa halalan 2010!

Kapag ako ang nanalo! Ipapasemento ko ang mga lubaklubak na kalsada. Palalagyan ko ng sariling restroom ang mga bakla at tomboy. Babawasan ko ng dalawang taon ang pag aaral sa kolehiyo. Gagawin kong libre ang kuryente ng mamamayang pilipino. Gagawin kong legal ang diborsyo. Mag papatayo ako ng maraming maraming bahay aliwan. Magkakaroon ng mga libreng breast augmentation at penis enlargement sa mga barangay. Pabubuksan ko ang bangko 24/7. Ipapakulong ko lahat ng mag poprotesta sa pamahalaan ko.

Kaya ako ang iboto niyo dahil kung hindi bibilhin ko ang boto niyo.

Magkita kita tayo sa halalan 2010. Maging mapanuri, mapagmatyag, mapangahas, matanglawin! este sa pagpili ng iboboto gamitin ang utak nang ang utak ay hindi ma-istock!
Sa mga parekoy diyan - lamang tayo sa mga kababaihan dahil two heads are better than one. Dalawa ulo natin sila isa lang. Kaya gamiting maigi ang pagpili sa mga tatakbo.

(isang paalalang hatid mula sa kablogstugan.blogspot.com)

70 comments:

  1. Ang masama pre kapag sumigaw na ang kababaihan, dalawa ang bibig nila, lugi tayo lolzz

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  2. Sa RP biro lang ito. Sa Argentina, ganito ang ginagawa ng gobiyerno. The government pays for plastic surgery for all its citizens. Breast enhancement, nose job, etc. Kasi naman, doon sa bansang iyon, kung mag-aaply ka sa trabaho, halimbawa, kailangang MAGANDA o GUWAPO ang dating mo. Dahil kung pangit ka, hindi ka maha-hire.
    Ayun, awa ni Satanas, na-bankrupt ang gobiyerno nila. He-he.

    Sa RP, ang piliin ninyo ay ang LEAST NA MAGNANAKAW.

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  3. Buti na lang nagregister na ako. First time kong boboto...

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  4. @Lord Cm: hahaha. - panay rally ng mga yan

    @coolcanadian: sabagay wala namang hindi mag nanakaw eh kaya least mag nanakaw na lang. haha

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  5. bwahahahahahahahaha..
    hanggaling ng speech.. hahaha tanga lang siguro ang hindi bumoto sayo.. hahahaha

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  6. Yj Bitchesa laban kay Pablong Pabling!!!!

    Kapag ako po ang ibinoto niyo lahat ng bukid, asahan niyong sementado!!!!

    At lahat ng babae, HEADSHOT!!!!

    bwahahahahahaha

    echoz!!!!

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  7. @paps: naku paps parang magiging malaking isang circus ang darating na eleksyon, dahil sa kabibilang performance, kabi kabilang charitable works at kabi bilang tarpaulin ng mga mukha ng mga shit na yan. mauuso din ang libreng medical at dental mission ni ganito, at libreng paliga ng basketbol ni ganyan, with free uniform pa! sa pambansang pamunuan naman, dadagsa ang campaign ads sa tv na syang ginagawa na ngayon, at magkakaroon ng tv guesting at sasayaw ng giling giling...

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  8. choose na lang siguro ako ng lesser evil.. :D

    as of now, wala pa akong napipiling candidate talaga.. di pa naman kasi sure who submitted their candidacies na, ayt?

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  9. nyahaha! akala ko may kasunod pang "madaling lapitan, mahirap hanapin!" ehe.

    dalawng ulo. mas magulo! weeee!

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  10. ayos ang plataporma!

    kaso ibang URL yata nailagay mo.. nakaligtaan ung hyphens.. o sadyang ganon para maituro sa iba.. =)

    nakibasa lang po..

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  11. Lugi rin tayo paps, kasi dalawa naman ang bibig ng mga babae!hehehhe!!

    Ako kung maging presidente ako, gagawing kong special non working holiday ang buong taon!

    hehhee

    Ingat

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  12. @madame k: your so mean. hahaha

    @yj: hahaha. sige sementuhin mo lahat ng bukid! hahahahaha

    @anthony: kaya nakakadiri na minsan ang election

    @raye: right raye

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  13. @elyas: pede rin.. madali lang ako hanapin. haha

    @casualhoys: salamat sa pagdalaw. di ko nagets ung mga hymens. lols

    @drake: magugutom ang pilipinas!

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  14. MABUHAY KA!!! hahaha... anu b yen, boboto na ko. parang di ako makapaniwala! haha.. echos! :)) ang galing ng plataporma mu. hahaha.. wahahaha.. Mabuhay si pablong pabling!

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  15. ang ganda ng plataporma mo. Iboboto kita.hahahah
    (vote wisely ^^,)

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  16. @paps: unang-una, hindi po "casualhoys".. pangalawa, yung hyphen eh male version ng hymen.. korni!

    at saka sabi mo kasi sa post mo -- "(isang paalalang hatid mula sa kablogstugan.blogspot.com)"

    eh dmo naman site yun diba?.. ang iyo ay "KA-BLOGS-TUGAN".. gets na po?.. :)

    iboboto pa rin kita.. :D

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  17. @kox: salamat salamat. babayaran kita

    @ms. guided: welcome back. salamat

    @casual hoys: hahaha oo nga eh ewan ko ba bat casual hoys na type ko. ayan na naman ata. salamat oo nga nag kamali ako. hahaha

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  18. naku! mei sira keyboard mo!.. o daliri mo mei diperensya?.. hehehe..

    nga pala, pa-exlink ha?.. ok lang kahit "casual hoys" na rin lagay mo sa papsters mo.. basta tama ang link.. :-)

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  19. WOW! Ang ganda ng Plataporma mo Pabs! Ngayon palang mag-iisip na ako ng mabuti kung nosi sa mga kandidato ang iboboto ko haha!

    Sayang kasi kung mapupunta lang sa maling tao ang kauna-unahang boto ko haha!

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  20. iboboto ba kita...?

    pakapalan na ito...magkano?

    hahaha

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  21. PAblo magkano ba lagay mo? at ng maiboto na kita...lols

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  22. @casualhots: ok po. add kita. :) salamat

    @odnid: bat ka pa mag iisip akin na ang boto mo

    @mulong: magkano ba sa kabila? hahaha

    @seaquest: bakit magkano ka ba? haha

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  23. sige parekoy... iboboto kita..lols

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  24. iboboto kita "Pablong Pabling"...heheheh!!

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  25. iboboto kita...magkano din? hehehe...

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  26. Weeeee..Ang cool ng plataporms hehe.. ;D Magkano kaya lagay moh? Nang makabili ng malinaw na ballpen at maisulat ng maayos ang pangalan moh hehe. First vote koh ito, at sana maging tama ang aking boto. ;D Vote wisely! ;D

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  27. @kosa: salamat salamat po

    @batang henyo: salamat salamat din

    @rico: magkano ka ba? haha

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  28. @basyon: wag kang mag kakamali sa pagsulat ah. :)

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  29. maganda yan tamang tama first time voter ako.

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  30. @elay: taman tama di masasayang boto mo sa akin. thrust me. :)

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  31. aba naman... iboboto kita kung gayon. hahaha! paunlarin mo ang bansang pilipinas. hahaha!

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